You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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ass.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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