Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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