Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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