Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

who do we all like george goodburn

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Badabing.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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