- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

think twice or at least think

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Matthew Baker

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

woman's rights

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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