Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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The game.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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