A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What did the snake say to the rat?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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