why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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the redsox

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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