Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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