- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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