I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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