Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Buzi vagy!

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Double-whammy

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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