What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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ur an fagit

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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tommy is retared

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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