there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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