why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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