Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Blacks

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Tough crowd tonight...

This is not funny.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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