Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Penis chickens

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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