- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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