- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

I like touching my boobs

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock The doors already open

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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