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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A cat playing laser tag.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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