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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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