One time at band camp.............that's it........

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so the weather's nice...

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Take wrong turns

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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