What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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