- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Knock Knock. Doors open

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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