- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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