- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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