A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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