whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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penis in the camel

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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