- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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