- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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