- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What comes after 69? 70

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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