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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Rush Limbaugh

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Matthew Baker

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

think twice or at least think

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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