What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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women's rights, lol

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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