What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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minorities

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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