There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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