- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Where's my tractor?

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??