What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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batman has diarrhea

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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woman's rights

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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