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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Ted Haggard.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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