A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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BUT HWY?

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Anti Joke

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