What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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