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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

what is darker than black?... YOU

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Religion

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

This comment is anti to jokes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

The white guy did it!

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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