What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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