Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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BUT HWY?

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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