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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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