What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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