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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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