whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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