What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Christians

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womens sports...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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