- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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