what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

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