a irish man walks past a bar

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Life

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Anti Joke

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