A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Jellybeans

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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