- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

your face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Haha, I get it..

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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