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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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