What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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im saul and i love cock

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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