When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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