Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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9/11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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