What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

It says so on your cap.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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