What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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im telling maguire

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Racial Equality

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Anti Joke

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