So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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8--------------------- penis

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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