- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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