- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Matthew Baker

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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