- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Justin

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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