What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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YEAH THEY DO!

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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