- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Want to hear a joke? No.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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