Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

woman's rights

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Rush Limbaugh

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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