- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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