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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

say it ten times fast: oh

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What do you say to a rock? Meow

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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