- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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