A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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8--------------------- penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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