- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A train poops its pants.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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